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Why is it that car commercials, in large, yell and scream to get you to notice them? What if fabric softener or detergent commercials did the same? "BAD STAINS!?! BAD CREDIT!?! NO PROBLEM! IF YOU HAVE A JOB AND 99 CENTS, YOU COULD BE ROLLING AROUND IN CLEAN CLOTHES! (participation may vary, not all individuals may qualify; taxes and fees not included). Speaking of selling cars, I am on the cusp of selling my first vehicle on Craigslist! I put a Kawasaki Ninja up for sale last month. I don't really ride it anymore; straight Oklahoma roads are not conducive to sportbike riding. The world of Craigslist is seemingly littered with scammers, traders, and cheapskates, to put it nicely. I got a positive response on my bike two days after listing it. I thought I should be named salesman of the year, until I learned it was a scam. I'm extremely apprehensive about inquiries now. I've had numerous calls about trading for other vehicles, and others offering ridiculously low bids. However, I'm holding out hope that the individual who is interested in purchasing the bike tomorrow is legit.